Donald on a Rampage: Stay Calm or Get Crushed – 9 Ways to Slam the Brakes on Anxiety Even When Nothing Else Has Worked
The Jack Hopkins Now Newsletter #357
What To Do When Nothing Works—Finding Calm When Your Mind Won’t Shut Up
Let’s cut through the noise. If the usual tricks for calming fear and anxiety actually worked for you…you wouldn’t be reading this. You’re here because the deep breathing apps didn’t help. The “positive thinking” mantras didn’t stick.
You’ve white-knuckled your way through the advice columns and YouTube hacks and found yourself right back where you started: wide-eyed at 2AM…feeling like the world is on fire…and your brain is holding the match.
Good. You’re my kind of person.
This issue is for the fighters. The mentally-exhausted-but-still-showing-up types. The ones who’ve tried damn near everything to calm their mind but haven’t yet found something that works for them. If that’s you—read on. You’re not broken. You’re built for more.
Let’s get tactical.
The Myth of the “Calm Mind”
Let me tell you something nobody in the feel-good self-help space will: the pursuit of peace is often the most stressful damn thing you can do. The more you chase serenity like it’s some rare butterfly…the more you panic when you can’t catch it.
That’s not strategy—that’s spiritual masochism.
What you really need isn’t peace. It’s power with clarity. The ability to make sharp decisions…take decisive action…and not be some emotional wet mop flopping around in a wind tunnel of Twitter updates and breaking news.
A calm mind? Optional. A trained one? Non-negotiable.
Let’s burn this lie right now: You do not need a calm mind to function. You need a focused one. You don’t need perfect peace—you need command.
Calm is not the absence of noise. It’s the presence of control. And if you’ve got a brain that won’t shut up? Stop trying to mute it. Start training it.
Method 1: Sensory Saturation—Override the Feedback Loop
THE ENTREPRENEUR WHO COULDN’T STOP SHAKING
Fifteen years ago I worked with a client—CEO—who told me his brain was "stuck in fifth gear." Couldn't sleep. Couldn't focus.
The guy tried every mindfulness gimmick Silicon Valley sold him. Useless. I told him to forget Zen and start disrupting his own nervous system.
I had him stand in his backyard…barefoot in the cold…blasting opera into his ears while juggling tennis balls and cursing into the wind. Sound crazy?
It broke the loop. In under five minutes…his brain started cooperating again. He told me, "That worked better than six months of therapy." And now? He does his sensory override every time the spiral starts. On command. No excuses.
Here’s the truth:
Your brain is like a toddler hyped up on Skittles and bad cartoons. You don’t negotiate with it—you redirect it. When anxiety grips you…the worst thing you can do is sit quietly and try to out-think the madness.
That’s like arguing with a drunk at a bar—you lose, every time.
Instead, go full-frontal assault. Flood your senses. Interrupt the feedback loop with intentional overwhelm. You’re not escaping anxiety. You’re blitzing it with so much sensory data it has no choice but to back off. It’s ugly…it’s aggressive—and it works.
Anxious people try to think their way out of anxiety. Doesn’t work. When the brain’s in panic mode, it’s running a loop—and the loop is fueled by silence and ambiguity.
Here’s the move: Use sensory override. Light a scented candle and blast classical music. Jump in a cold shower while reciting a tongue twister.
Make your nervous system work harder than your anxiety loop can handle. It forces a hard reset.
Not “mindfulness.” More like tactical assault. You don’t ease out of panic. You blitz through it.
Method 2: Mental Objectivity Anchors
THE FINANCE GUY WHO BUILT A COURTROOM IN HIS NOTES APP
Had a coaching client—a financial strategist—who could build models for billion-dollar mergers but couldn’t escape a 2AM fear spiral about his inbox. I told him, "You don’t need therapy. You need evidence."
We created a list called 'The Courtroom File.' He added five facts every morning. By week two…he could snap out of panic just by glancing at it. Eventually…he memorized it—and used it as a script when fear tried to hijack his brain.
His anxiety didn’t vanish. It lost its courtroom. That’s power.
Look—emotion is the enemy of logic. And when your brain’s in panic mode…it lies to you like a con man selling beachfront property in Kansas. You need anchors—mental… factual…undeniable anchors—that slap your spiraling brain back to reality.
These aren’t affirmations. These are facts. Cold…proven…blood-tested truths that you know you’ve lived. And when the emotional hurricane rolls in…you pull them out like a soldier loading a chamber. Not today, anxiety. Not this time.
Psychologists call this “cognitive distancing.” I call it grabbing your brain by the collar.
Create a card—or phone note—labeled: “Things I Know for Sure.” Write down 3–5 statements you’ve tested in your life. Example:
I’ve survived 100% of my worst days.
Panic has never killed me.
I think clearer than I feel.
Pull it out when it counts. The brain spirals when it feels untethered. This anchors it.
Method 3: Movement With Precision
THE STAGE-FROZEN SPEAKER WHO TURNED HIS FEET INTO FOCUS
One of my clients, a motivational speaker…used to freeze before going on stage. Total blackout. His mistake? Trying to meditate in the green room. I told him to start walking—hard laps…while solving a riddle or giving mock pitches out loud.
That one shift made him unstoppable. Now he paces like a general before battle—rehearsing ideas…commanding his thoughts.
His brain stopped ambushing him because his body took command first. He’s booked solid now…and he credits “Jack Circuits” for keeping his edge sharp every single time.
You want to break an anxiety cycle? Don’t just move—move with mission.
People underestimate the body’s role in rewiring the brain. But when you pace with intention…speak while moving…and pair action with problem-solving…your brain doesn’t have time to sabotage you.
That’s not woo-woo—that’s neuroscience with a side of hustle. You don’t walk around the block for your health. You walk like you’re negotiating a high-stakes deal with your own subconscious. And let me tell you—it listens.
Look—anxious people either freeze or fidget. Neither solves it.
Instead, give the body a mission. I’m talking targeted…rhythmic…intentional movement.
Walk around the block while solving a problem.
Set a timer for 20 minutes. Pace with purpose. Count your steps. Speak out loud. The combo of vocal engagement…movement…and problem-solving retrains your neural circuitry in real time.
This is how war-room minds stay sane: they move with their mission.
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